“is it true what they say?”
“i heard he got blown to a million pieces fighting that dragon.”
“is he building an army?”
“they say he’s in krasarang fishing with nat pagle.”
“he’s recruiting, man, i tell you. dragons, mechanicals, beasts, everyone.”
“he died like a damn fool”
“spiders? are there spiders in the army?”
“my brother’s friend’s dad’s cousin saw him in felwood, running through the trees.”
“he’s a ghost now. you can’t stop a ghost.”
“he’s building an army, I tell you. there’s hundreds of them now, and it’s growing.”
“is it raining on jaguar island?”
“he was never real.”
“i heard they wiped out everything in the burning steppes. even the cockroaches.”
“i heard he’s building an army.”
“THERE IS NO MORE RATSHAG.”
I guess they just can't keep a good bugger down.
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